Dallas Ellis, who two months ago stood up and gave an awesome example of evolution, is clearly one of the finest minds of our time. Of course oranges are related to us! Of course that orange is someone’s pet’s mother!
The sheer ignorance in his argument is enough to make me want to vomit out of sheer disgust. This happened two months ago and still makes me wonder: what is so hard to understand about evolution? Really?
Still, it’s amazing that he’s such a prime example of Floridian genius. Congrats, Mr. Ellis, for you’ve beaten us. We now see how utterly silly and barbaric the theory of evolution truly is. In fact, you just turned one hundred fifty years of scientific knowledge into a big pile of bullshit. Yes, evolution is a lie! We’ve been caught! Now the godheads will win the war against us god-hating liberals!
A scientists job is never done. (or in this case an aspiring scientist)