First things first: YOU stole MY story, I’m stealing YOURS! (I know it wasn’t the same subject matter in Ray Comfort’s case, but I was actually going to write on basically everything he did ;-; )
Anyway Michelle Malkin got an ad pulled from Dunkin Donuts for… what else… the notion that by wearing a scarf, the main person portrayed in the commercial must be a Nazi, or something. (The correct something is a terrorist, Islamic terrorist)
This really made me wonder: what the hell, Dunkin?
I have never heard of something as irresponsible as an entire ad being removed from circulation because of a scarf. I’ve also not heard it claimed very often that certain types of scarves are only warn by Islamic terrorists. I guess that’s the liberal media, at it again, brainwashing me to hate America.
So I decided to actually look into her past. I know she’s a long-time Faux News contributor, because I’ve seen her on there before and actually got disgusted to the point where I walked away instead of changing the channel.
Pfft, and they call me lazy…
She has quite the interesting history, you know. Her Wikipedia article lists several infamous events, which are all very interesting.
After criticizing hip hop artist Akon for his music video which they claimed degrades women (did they force the women to partake?), Universal Music Group issued a DMCA to make YouTube take down the video. Then it gets strange. Michelle and her show or whatever, Hot Air, show that they’re absolutely full of it by saying it’s a misuse of copyright law and state that they want it to stay up.
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Someone listens to this person?
In a piece about Liberals in America, she has this to say;
- “They’re slashing your tires. Burning your lawns. Heaving pies at Republican pundits. Hurling racist epithets at minority conservatives. Nursing nutty conspiracy theories. And pining publicly for the murder of President Bush.
- And they call us crazy?”
Worse: it’s an entire book about Liberalism.
One interesting thing she says is the slashing of tires. I only remember hearing about that once from my biased ultra-left leaning Liberal communist terrorist Nazi sources, and that would be this one: Guess what happened before clicking or hovering over for extra points!
Clearly, the church of Liberal communist terrorist Nazis aren’t crazy enough to slash someone’s tires for no reason, nor are we crazy enough to try to get creationism in schools, lie about it, and shamelessly push it with pro-creationist materials. Like so.
I’m a scientist. I deem the new disease I have discovered: Conservative Insanity Syndrome. Symptoms include denying reality even when extremely apparent and pushed right in your face, the altering of genes, giving birth to children with troubled minds, and no fu-… having no sense at all. Final signs include making stupid complaints regarding “Liberalism”, “Darwinism”, “Evolutionism”, “Humanism”, and neglecting the terms “Scientists” and “Atheists”, purely out of favor for the unofficial terms for groups that don’t exist, or the terms for groups that there aren’t many people in.
CIS is deadly, folks. If you know anyone with CIS, get them to a mental hospital immediately before their symptoms have time to spread to others. This may be a mental defect, but it spreads like a virus.
